Makeup and the gym

I have never been one to care what I look like at the gym. I've heard of girls who do their hair, their makeup, and pick out their best outfit to go work out. Well, I tend to sweat a lot....and it's not pretty. I would sweat all that makeup off in 5 minutes. My hair would look flat like it normally does. Usually I try to pick clothes that aren't too wrinkly and match, but sometimes I fail at that too. Sometimes I pick a shirt that has holes in the armpits on the day when I'm doing mostly exercises above my head, yikes.

Here are my thoughts while on the treadmill tonight.

• What a cute outfit she has on. It matches perfectly and even that jacket is cute. How are you not sweating your a$$ like I am over here? How can you work out in a hoodie?? It looks cute because it's cropped and your outfit is very layered, which is in style. I am sweating so much over here that I could wring my shirt out and make a miniature Lake of the Ozarks. 

•  Your makeup and hair look perfect. You know who would win in a beauty contest between you and I? Yep, that's right, you. You know who would win in a race around the block? Well, probably you because I'm slow. You know who would win in a push-up contest? Maybe you, I can only do a few boy push-ups but I'm getting better. I'm not much competition right now. Let me pick something I am good at...hmm. Do you know who would win in a leg press competition? Yep, that's me. And I'll even let you pick if we do 1 rep max or multiple reps. You would win the beauty contest and I win the leg press.